Get a job now.
Fuck bitches, get money
"I think this just might be my masterpiece"
Were truer words ever spoken?
The construction of this film? Magnificent. The whole thing chugged forward like a locomotive, yet the flashbacks were spliced in to give you just enough back story. The dialogue had the perfect blend of humor and…
Only problem with this movie is Quintin should have figured out a way to time travel and make this reality cuz that would have been a badass way for nazis Hitler to die
Inner City Wizard Schools (the hogwarts you DON’T hear about)
LMAO!!! I’m so done with this show!
22 seconds in and im DONE
Two lil niggas on swifers
THE CAT HAD A DU RAG
"oh that’s an actual rat." lmfao.
i paused to check the list if Durmstrang Institute and Beauxbatons Academy of Magic where there, they were
Vine has previously taken steps to hide pornographic and sexually explicit videos shared by its users, but today it’s outright banning the content. The company has updated both its rules and terms of service to prohibit sexually explicit material. “As we’ve watched the community and your creativity grow and evolve, we’ve found that there’s a very small percentage of videos that are not a good fit for our community,” the company said in a blog post. ”For more than 99 percent of our users, this doesn’t really change anything.”
It seems as though Vine is also looking to head off any censorship controversy by outright admitting, “We don’t have a problem with explicit sexual content on the Internet –– we just prefer not to be the source of it.” The changes are effective immediately, and Vine has posted a help center article to help users understand what sort of clips are permitted compared to those that are now banned. Videos of sexual acts, sexually provocative nudity, and closeups of “aroused genitals underneath clothing” are strictly prohibited — as are artistic or animated videos that are sexually graphic.
- girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
- me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
- girlfriends father: haha sweet
Some funny tumblr convos
Don’t you love how reporters love to forget what their jobs are and like to attempt to put things in people’s mouths?
Ive never seen a face say “what the fuck are you talking about” so thoroughly
Friendly reminder that Free Pancake Day isn’t about going and eating free pancakes and leaving, you’re supposed to give at least some of the money you’d pay for pancakes to the charity your local IHOP is supporting and you still need to tip properly.
Nah free pancakes!
I’m so angry that I’m just hearing about this and I can’t even go now. :c
Its Tuesday I believe
apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.
How could he even nut that much without his nuts hurtin tho?!
after the 4th time in a day my nuts give me that bittersweet ejacuation like:
"ok this is still gonna feel good, but its also gonna hurt a little just to let you know to go sit the fuck down somewhere"
you gotta listen to your nuts
Hmm 42times/24hrs = 1.75 times/hr and that’s assuming he didn’t sleep. tha fuck man..